British towns that might want to consider changing their names

Don't you wish you had the job of naming a town or a street? Or fingernail polish? You can't make this stuff up.

Bladda, Paisley
Bitchfield, Lincolnshire
Beaver Close, Surrey
Balls Cross, West Sussex
Backside Lane, Oxfordshire
Booty Lane, North Yorkshire
Brown Willy, Cornwall 
Crapstone, Devon
Cockermouth, Cumbria
Cocks, Cornwal
Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire
Crotch Cresent, Oxfordshire
Cock and Bell Lane, Suffolk
Cockermouth Green, Newcastle
Dicks Mount, Suffolk 
Fucknob, Hampshire
Grope Lane, Shropshire
Lickers Lane, Merseyside
Old Sodom Lane, Wiltshire
Saggy Scrotum Cross, Kent
Spital in the Street, Lincolnshire
Scratchy Bottom, Dorset
Titty Ho, Northamptonshire
Twatt, Orkney
Three Cocks, Powys
Ugley, Essex